1. // I prefer shaken, not bubble sorted
   const ABC_ERR_CD AbcParser::Gen007xRecords(…);
2. // You’re more right than you know – this whole project is loco
   const ABC_ERR_CD AbcParser::AppendLocoSubjects(…);
3. // Now, the implementation does check to ensure all digits are
   // greater than zero…but still, between the questionable grammar and the
   // name itself, that’s truly legendary stuff
   bool AbcParser::IsAllDigit(int);
4. // Just get a Brazilian at the salon and get it over with
   const string TrimSpillover(string);
5. // Sometimes the jokes write themselves
   bool AbcParser::DropDump(fileHandle, string);

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1. // Nothing is more arousing than numbers inside function names
   bool IfBefore01011900ModifyIt(string& dateString);
2. // Could we make this functionality any less generic?
   string SubtractOneDayFromDate(string& sDate);
3. // Looks like it’s time to call Mulder and Scully
   void EncodeFileX2();
4. // Let me tell you about this new member function of the String class
   // called ‘replace’…
   int ReplaceCharacters(targetString, charExisting, charReplacement);
5. // Good thing Mulder and Scully are here. Now arrest that man for crimes
   // against humanity.
   int CreateTransactionSeqForIllegalProcedure(…);

Peter Bolton is the author of Blowing the Bridge: A Software Story and has also been known to be a grumpy bastard on occasion.