The previous lists are found here and here.

1. I had planned to go home and create a whole new mod of Minecraft…but after checking you out, I’m only in the mood to craft something inside your mine.
2. From what I can see, there’s no need to cast you to anything else, honey. You’re just my type.
3. I wouldn’t mind calling the peek method on that stack.
4. Girl, the way that you move those hips…all I can think about is where I’d like to redirect my streams.
5. I don’t mind a girl who commits faults from time to time. In fact, you can dump your core on my lap anyday.
6. They could create a whole new font based on that body…and they’d call it Heavenica.
7. I wish that I had access to your database schema; you’re wearing a few things that I’d like to drop.
8. Just so you know, I’m pretty good with my hands, and I like to help when I can. Mind if I open up that case of yours and flip your dip switch for you?
9. How about you and I play a game of Scrum poker? In this case, though, it’s strip Scrum poker…and we’re estimating how long before we’re both naked.
10. I’m sorry, but I couldn’t stop admiring your lady lumps. They’re so perfect that they even make the “round()” method jealous.
11. So which algorithm should we use first: merge sort…or insertion sort?

Peter Bolton is the author of Blowing the Bridge: A Software Story and has also been known to be a grumpy bastard on occasion.