The Function Name Hall of Shame: Round Four

  1. // Not for any other reason except it’s just a fun thing to do
    const bool OpenReadClose();
  2. // I think that you’re only using ‘_’ to make yourself look more important
    // in the eyes of the kernel
    char* Read_Whole_File(name);
  3. // Simple and to the point
    void DoEverything();
  4. // I’m gonna go out on a limb here…but you probably don’t need
    // a whole function dedicated to that
    int RemoveAllCarriageReturns(line);
  5. // Pack your bags…we’re going to Hollywood!
    void Producer_Offer(…);

Peter Bolton is the author of Blowing the Bridge: A Software Story and has also been known to be a grumpy bastard on occasion.

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