1. // I prefer shaken, not bubble sorted
   const ABC_ERR_CD AbcParser::Gen007xRecords(…);
2. // You’re more right than you know – this whole project is loco
   const ABC_ERR_CD AbcParser::AppendLocoSubjects(…);
3. // Now, the implementation does check to ensure all digits are
   // greater than zero…but still, between the questionable grammar and the
   // name itself, that’s truly legendary stuff
   bool AbcParser::IsAllDigit(int);
4. // Just get a Brazilian at the salon and get it over with
   const string TrimSpillover(string);
5. // Sometimes the jokes write themselves
   bool AbcParser::DropDump(fileHandle, string);

Peter Bolton is the author of Blowing the Bridge: A Software Story and has also been known to be a grumpy bastard on occasion.